Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
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Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as ‘SvenGalilee‘
How does Nike sell shoes to priests?
If you like to give fundamentalist Christians the finger, that makes you a phalangelical.
Do amputees look forward to Armagettin?
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.
Televangelism is all about false profits.