Sommeone who really nose grapes is a winoceros. I read it in a bouquet.
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...The term for an unwashed wine connoisseur is ‘smellier’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I complain a lot about wineries.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
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