Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
Month: October 2020
I can’t run fast in the slush; I’m sleet of foot.
Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
Anxiety is justified when it’s the qualm before the storm.
An Albertan’s favourite movie? Tarsand.
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
I can install a tree in your cellar. Bark in basement prices!