Hear about the new levy on pushpins?
It’s a tacks grab!
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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”
(15 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...People who line up for dessert have a squeued scents of pie orderies.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...It must be hard being colour-blind. It’s a purples-less existence.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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