What’s Mike Tyson’s favourite video game console?
Month: August 2022
I left my gorilla in a tow-away zone. For which I ape-haul-ogize.
These days, even Hallowe’en comes with tricker warnings.
What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
There’s a song about how there is no yoga in Sweden. It’s by that 80s band, Sven Without Mats.
I want to sip warm rooibos chai in my hipster dwelling. It’s my loft tea ambition.
What’s a farmer’s biggest nightmare?
Attila the Hen.
To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
When it comes to Star Wars jokes, there is a darth of Vader puns
Having a baby? Let the goo times roll.