Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m moving to Japan, for the Sony weather.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt for ballet parking?
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Classical musicians make me laugh. Those are symphony people.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Playing the Giants of the World Cup? Better hope they make a mistake, aka a FIFA Foe Fumble
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Women who have tattoos of drink containers are cute, because Thermos tats keep things hot!
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