The US economy is debt in the water. Nothing can fill its sales.
Pun of the Day
The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
As a cannibal, you may criticize my habit of eating rowdy teenagers. Yet, I am a punkchewal man.
Wigmakers are always putting on hairs.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
Many great oarsmen have become rowed scullers.
Which race invented situps?
The ab-originals.



