On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Most earthquakes are measured in a pretty half-assed way. I was glad to hear about the Stricter Scale.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Poorly dubbed films are full of video syncracies.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I found a nightclub full of ovulating women. What a disco-vary!
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Do botanists play the xylem-phloem?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There was a fat man who spoke in riddles. Talking to him was like entering a flabyrinth.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the bold new killer?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I eat reams of soup. I should be nominated to the Soup Ream Court!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Sitting down is something I chairish.
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