Cosmonauts require massage.
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...People who just got off airplanes are more susceptible to the flew.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which character from Gilligan’s Island always screamed for water?
Thurston Howell.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I don’t trust people who talk about staining wood.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – they are say-tannic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...How does a permanent marker work? I simply can’t de-scribe it.
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Anime films are universally Japanned by critics.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.
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