I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...In the Middle Ages there weren’t many transvestites. But there were knights who wore changemale.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Finishing my classics PhD was like escaping from a labyrinth. Luckily, my supervisor was an expert on ancient Greek mythology. It was like theses and the mentor.
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...They say the Q-tip was the perfect invention, but now that Swab 2.0 is here, it’s even more swab and sophisticated. Small wonder it’s cotton. It’s the product of the ear for 2008.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I get turned on by clown colleges. There’s something about those taught bawdies.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I got mugged in Switzerland, and I’ll never go back. Once Berned, twice shy.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I eat shredded cabbage with mayonnaise: I’m a slaw-biting citizen.
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