I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.
Pun of the Day
The Trojan War was awful and dirty. It was Helen Earth.
Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.
People on social media are so selfish. It’s always meme meme meme.
It takes large gone ads to block online spam.
If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.
Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?
No, they just gaufre it!
Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?
Hump-me, Dump-me.
There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.

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