Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
Pun of the Day
As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.
If you want to liberate an island, dial atoll-free number.
Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.
Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.
When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
People say smog is a city problem, but that’s not true. Like when I drive to the farm – all I see is hays.
The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
Clown colleges are usually built in the Bozo-Arts architectural style.

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