When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
Pun of the Day
How do you educate a prostitute?
Horticulture.
What’s the medicine for winter headaches? A spring.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
The fashion scene in Spain is intense! It’s like a Seville wore.
With climate change all over the media, can you spot a melting glacier? What’s your Ice See Q?
It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.
If you’re at a loss for words, don’t worry, it’s just aphasia.
Are corpses upset about being dead?
Yes, they are lived.
Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.

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