Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.
Pun of the Day
Which bankers put glitter on their testicles?
A: The ones at Gold ManSachs.
Who are the angriest people?
The Irish!
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
Which motorcycle gang inflicts damage via paper cuts? The Bandaidos.
Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]


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