An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.
Pun of the Day
Warren Buffett has stocking feat.
When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.
I know a recovering voyeur. He is truly a man without peer.
When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
The gaping wound in my arm makes me want to kill myself. I have suicidal tendon sees.
If something drives you batty, relax, take a deep breath, and just say “I don’t give a flying fox.”
Cracked ova for breakfast have an eggs squeezit flavour.
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.

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