I want a job at Canada Goose. Guess I’ll have to learn coating.
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Microwaves don’t move. They are in a minute objects.
Poets should be paid by the stanza. Is that such a per verse idea?
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
You got promoted from captain to a higher rank? I bet that major day!
A well-dressed infant has a diaper appearance.
Why do bulls charge? Often, it’s cuz they’re in a bad moo.


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