Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
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Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’
When is a knot not a knot? A: When it’s not.
Which gaming app will get you in trouble? Poke a Man.
When all the students in my school got up and sang – things got really a Glee in a hurry.
Medieval trebuchets were capable of launching at ’em bombs.
I saw a live witchcraft performance last night. They had me spellbound. Those ladies did a hex of a job.
Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
“Do you feel sorry for me?” That’s a high pathetical question.


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