I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
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Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.
According to a study, Julius had strokes, not epilepsy. So don’t call him Caesar.
The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.
How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.
Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.
Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.


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