Does volunteer work give you a heart attack? Maybe you need an NGOplasty.
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My sister started smoking marijuana. Next thing you know she’ll be joining High Sis.
Most common pig injury? Sprained oinkle.
Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.
Don’t drink your tea immediately, for steep sake!
If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had theĀ 12 app puzzles?
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.



