I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
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When it comes to mannequin technology, anything is posable.
Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t haveĀ legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
Royal TV dramas play Kate the masses.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
I like joking. It makes me feel a tease.
I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.

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