I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
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Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.
My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
When is an aircraft no longer an aircraft? This is something I cannot ex-plane.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.
Oprah is an O-cult figure.
I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.


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