Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
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Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
I like joking. It makes me feel a tease.
I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
The best time to purchase stocks is when the market hits bought em.
Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.


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