Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
x
I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
The detective fingered the cattle rustler, figuring he had probable cows.
Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.

