To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Bullying is everywhere! Even a slice of bread, who was too shy to talk to the other slices of bread, was accused of acting a loaf.
(5 votes, average: 1.60 out of 5)Loading...The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Explicitly hardcore Hobbit fiction, aka Gnomoerotica.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Growing up I was mocked for my love of potato chips. Now I’m gonna show all the taters.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Subway turnstile jumpers are no-fare-ious criminals.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My startup is post-launch but still pre-revenue. You might say we’re Hopin’ for Business.
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