My friend Amelia is depressed about life. So I told her to be much more judgmental about things. That would Amelia rate her situation.
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Do angels suffer from halotosis?
I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on.
Amazon needs millions of drones, to ensure hover night delivery.
Your ass is on the line if you misuse punctuation. And you don’t have an asterisk.
What does a goose look for in a gander? Honkiness.
What were Marcel Duchamp’s first words? “Dada.“
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
I faint when I’m bored, because I can’t stand the sight of blah.
King of Taxis? All hail Uber!

