So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
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What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
I invest heavily in gender dysphoria products. Just following the trans.
It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
Believe human freedoms are paramount? You’re a rights supremacist!
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.


