It’s easy to libel an Icelander.
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I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
I don’t know how to paddle down a river. Canoe help?
Believe human freedoms are paramount? You’re a rights supremacist!
The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!


