Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
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I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
When you tell someone off, do so F.U.sively.
Lexicographer Noah Webster was blessed with define inspiration.
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
Puns about my current drug problems are very am using.
Cows inspire me. They are my moos.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.

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