I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
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In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.
Microwave ovens are in a minute objects.
Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.
Feeling lost after I gave up pig breeding. Now my life is a bit rutterless.
Did Picasso make stained glass windows? Sorry, no Pablo in glaze.