I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
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Did Roman architecture emphasize forum over function?
In Spain, it is forbidden to abandon your feline. Except in Cat alonia.
I stepped on a toy plastic brick. It was Leg ow.
In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.
To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!
What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.
The inventor of paper towels died yesterday. Flags are at half-moist.
Did Picasso make stained glass windows? Sorry, no Pablo in glaze.


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