Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be Svendled. Ikea you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a Volvocano, filled with rage.
Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See our latest pun requests—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Zoomers are protesting that their Viagra is not covered by health plans. Some are calling for a massive insure erection.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When Bill Clinton testified about Monica Lewinsky, he didn’t have a script. He just spoke ex-temp oral-anus lustily.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
(17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)Loading...If a naval officer loses a limb in battle and is given an honourable discharge, then in order to get it reattached he must join the army.
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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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