To withhold donuts takes a cruller man than I.
Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.
The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
I went to a geriatrics conference in the Everglades. I was attacked by goiters.
Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’
Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
The most impressive bathroom renovation of antiquity had to be the Grout Wall of China.
Taking public transit is a good way to get late.
Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.

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