My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.
Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
I’m moving to Japan, for the Sony weather.
Do old-time hockey players get gerihat-tricks?
This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
I went to Japan, where I had a rice time. The food was great, but the wine was sake.
When seeing Swan Lake, should you opt forĀ ballet parking?
Classical musicians make me laugh. Those are symphony people.
Playing the Giants of the World Cup? Better hope they make a mistake, aka a FIFA Foe Fumble

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