What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
Massage therapy patients can be separated into two groups: the haves, and the have-knots.
The kinky contortionist prefers self in-fellating mattresses.
Life can be so confusing. It was only after purchasing a dolphin made of glass that I had any clarity of porpoise.
Which flower is for Constipation Awareness? A: Ploppies.
To a vegetarian, meat is murder. But for a sandwich, meat is mortar.
Unwatered flowers have a license to keel.
My friend Barry works at a cemetery. He got the job after Doug left. Ash works there too, big guy, just under six feet.
They cloned Ferris. Which is totally two Bueller.


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