Most paparazzi are star-craving mad.
There’s a new learning method tailored for fat kids: aka the Brontessori schools.
Monarchy is bad for the common people. When it reigns, it poors.
Fashion designers are wore mongers.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
If you eat the wrong cereal, you might feel Kellogged up in the morning.
Which terrorist is a dangerous pedophile?
Been laddin’.
Popular fonts? Aerial gets a good reception.
Which appliances attract graffiti?
Maytag.
Said Jesus to the crowd of plastic surgeons: “Jug not, lest ye be jugged!”


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