I love coffee, but only instant coffee. I’m like a bodumless pit.
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I used ‘veranda’ as an expletive. It was a porch choice of words.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If Jesus had weighed 450 pounds, would the Bible have started “In the biggening…”?
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)Loading...Snakes are looking just for a place to be long.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When police do fingerprinting, they have to search the whorl pool.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night. He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.
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