Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?
What’s an Iraqi cannibal’s favourite dish?
Legs, Sunni side up!
(but what about cheese Kurds?)
People with mortgages should abandon traditional medicine, and follow the advice of a home owe path.
Many elderly grandmothers are cloak/cane addicts.
After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
Puns should be banned in  schools: they’re a dolt humour.
My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.

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