There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...My garden came up crooked. It’s true what they say about the best laid plants…
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
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No – it’s always a table for tuba!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Finding a crashed plane in the Pacific is atoll order.
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