I tuned out my barber. He tends to lather on.
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Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The former secretary-general of the United Nations always enjoyed a ‘double-double’ coffee. In fact they called him Sucrose-Sucrose Ghali.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Chiquita: A woman’s favourite banana.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t get the point of aliens. I just look at them and ask ‘Whatta UFO?’
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I have no regrets about hurling Mr. Potatohead to his death. I yam what I yam.
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Priests sure know how to treat a laity.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
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