What is the Cry-Tyrion for an emotional scene by Peter Dinklage? #GOT
Do masochists enjoy their barbecue?
Yes – especially propane.
If you get feline poop as a present, your birthday is officially a cat ass trophy.
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
Yoga can be dangerous. If you’re dressing for a class – wear a hazmat suit.
Which birds are most religious? Geeses of Nazereth.
When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.


