Shooting film inside a prison has negative con sequences.
Politicians can be rather ticklish, when they’re up for a lick shin.
Which great Western movie was about a pun contest?
High Noun.
People aren’t happy with music DRM laws against CD ripping and burning. There is a lot of disc content.
What’s a mobster’s favourite cheese? Massacrecapone
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
The strict elementary school principal suspended any student who came down with laryngitis. He did not approve of hoarseplay.
Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
How can you spot an illegal immigrant? By their deportment.


