I’d rather be a tree and, you know, live larch.
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The odd mathematics of labour productivity: it would take 6 regular workers to do the work of 3 factorial workers.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...My hair is a train wreck today. I call it Frinzi Frohan.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Hallowe’en is a boogus holiday.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Peer pressure is rife within motorcycle gangs. The problem is everywhere. Really, it’s ‘u-bike-wit’-us’!
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