Water marathoner’s fave opera? Swam Lake.
I’m a celebrity in the world of preventing sleep obstruction. They call me No-Snorious B.I.G..
Food color manufacturing is a dyeing industry.
I wanted to start up a bank, so I moved to an island.
Did the inventor of the polygraph lie sense his product?
The best punster in history: Adliberace.
Baseball is a team effort. Especially the bullpen. Everyone has to pitch inning.
I got into a boring conversation with a vulture. Man they tend to carrion. This one wouldn’t shut up about the deadly car cass he got into. The whole time I was just thinking ‘Oh. mag. got.‘
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.



