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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I need a title for a weekly column which would be like a ‘sports cheat sheet’ feature for female readers who have husbands, boyfriends and significant others who are sports fanatics–all with the aim to help women join in the conversation in a fun, quirky way. It would be written from an entertainment/gossip angle so that it appeals to women. It would also help explain sports terms in funny, clever ways. Can you please help? Thank you! ~Kelli, New York City
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to constipation, I’ve been a colonic underachiever.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a bowling team. The event is St. Patrick’s Day and our team works for a power/electric utility. ~Tricia, Sanford, FL
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(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder. But booty is in the hand of the buttholder. Pain in the eye of the beeholder.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, we need a team name for Quiz Night at our kid’s school. We are all 40-somethings with 5th graders. It needs to be pretty clean. We are the team who is there to have fun, drink wine and just hope to finish respectably in the top half. ***Donation made!*** ~Beth, Arlington, VA
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1. Buzzerkers
2. Jeopardy Animals
3. Quizknows
4. Knows Job
5. Wine Knows
6. Quiztal Method
7. Answers and Uncles
8. La Triviata
9. Mr and Miscellaneous
10. Grades Cool
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, we’re looking for a team name for a fun curling bonspeil for veterinarians. We are 2 large animal veterinarians and our husbands, in Northern Ontario, and we probably suck at curling more than anyone else at this event. Animal theme with curling? Doesn’t have to be polite. ~Olivia, Sturgeon Falls, ON
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(5 votes, average: 2.40 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation. Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
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