Clean river activists are wading for good eau.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Pillsbury Doughboy came from the Yeast, when he was a leaven. He is always baked or fried, and since he got back home he spends all day in drawers. And a little known fact: he is a product of inbreading, and has special kneads.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Almonds are created equal.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...CARPET DIEM
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...GOOD IN THE SACK, BETTER IN THE TUB
Dear Pun Gents, I work in a cinema and was wondering if you could send a cinema/popcorn-related pun. Thanks. ~Colin, Kilkenny, Ireland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We put butters in seats.
- My favourite movie character? Kernel Kurtz
- Favourite movie? The Hunt for Redenbachertober.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...AUNTIE CHRISTIE
Dear Pun Gents, I need some suggestions for a roller derby name. I’m a bit of a petrol-head who also likes murder mysteries. ~Karen, Scotland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Auntie Christie
- Rhoda Chopper
- Mustang Sally
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...CAN SOAR SOCIETY
Dear Pun Gents, we need a name for our Relay for Life team. We are a group of young survivors and need something great. There are a lot of names like Fight til it’s Right or Fight Through the Night. We want something original. Please help us. ~Amy, Hannibal, MO
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Can Soar Society
- The Beat It Dudes
- See You in Health
- Chemochameleons
- Remission Accomplished
(9 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)Loading...GET MUGGED
Dear Pun Gents, our high-school environmental club is selling coffee mugs and travel mugs to raise money. We need an environment-related and drink-related pun to put on the mugs! ~Vivian, Vancouver, BC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Save the rainforests. Drink Java.
- I’m in-disposed
- Ever bean enviro-friendly?
- No more paper view.
- Wasting paper cups is high tree sin.
- Save the planet. Get mugged.
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...LEX AND THE CITY
Dear Pun Gents, we have a team of 1 guy and 3 girls in the Lexington 5K Urbanathlon. Need something clever and funny – know you can help! ~Nick, Lexington, SC
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Lex and the City
- One Nick, Three Chicks, Five Clicks
- Run D-SC
- Roger Urbanister [Roger Bannister = 1st man to run a 4-minute mile]
- Obstacular Spectacular
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