SQUAT WOULD JESUS DO?

Dear Pun Gents, our church is presenting a seminar on holistic fitness which would include the physical, emotional and spiritual. We would like a catchy title for the event. ~Ron, Toronto (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Drop and Give Me Twenty Hail Maries
  2. Soular Power
  3. Shake Psalm Action
  4. Squat Would Jesus Do?
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BOOM BOOM POWDER

Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for a good slogan for an all-boys ski weekend in Colorado. ~Jennifer, Longmont, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Slushauge Party
  2. Chute to Kill
  3. Bros Before Froze
  4. Moguys
  5. Telemarking List
  6. Windchillaxin’
  7. Hypospermia
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SWEETHEART DEAL

Dear Pun Gents, I work at a paper and we need a funny pun for a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide section. ~Beth, Madison, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. St. Value-ntine? [ok that’s horrible]
  2. Febulous Buys
  3. Such low prices: How CUPID can we get?
  4. Sweetheart Deals
  5. Make sure he wraps his package!
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RABBIT ENTHUSIASM

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for a charity treasure hunt. The themes are rabbits, film noir, and sleuthing in general. ~John, San Francisco (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Noir Where To Go
  2. Sleutheran Ministers
  3. The Hunt for Red Schlocktober
  4. Hare Krishnas
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FROZEN ASSETS

Dear Pun Gents, need a curling team name for work; a funspiel team, 4 women working in payroll department ~Wendy, Victoria, BC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Play Rocks & Pay Roll
  2. T-4-Ladies
  3. Board-Brooms (Broad-Brooms?)
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BABY WALK

Dear Pun Gents, I need team name ideas for a charity walk for babies born prematurely (March of Dimes). We’re walking in memory of my son Gabriel and in honor of others. Thank you! ~Audra, Allen, TX

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Premi-mums
  2. The Toddler Waddlers
  3. The Gabe Pride Parade
  4. Baby Walk
  5. Tinysty
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O KANYE DUH

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun on Kanye West fast! It has to be school appropriate. ~Jon, Marquette, MI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Did you know he’s not really Kanyedian?
  2. Kanye jumped onto stage wearing a brand new suit. Man his tailor’s swift.
  3. What a west of talent.
  4. He was a child of divorced parents, and lived with his mother. No wonder he got into hi pop.
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BOOZO THE CLOWN’S

Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a string of liquor stores and need a name and possibly a slogan. ~Ed, Kenosha, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Boozooka Joe’s
  2. Tickety Booze
  3. Al’s Cohality Liquor
  4. Winers: We are the Champagnes!
  5. Two-Four/7 [Beer store]
  6. Glass Sippers
  7. Subourbon
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