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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?
Because he who acetates is loused.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...In the Wild West, there were many aboriginal sweat shops, where native women were forced to manufacture headgear, working in squaw lid conditions.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Cuba–and now I’m cigared for life.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s politically incorrect to mock skin conditions. So choose your warts carefully.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Some railway employees will be run over with a locomotive. They are the trainees.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Remember that goodlooking amputee from last night?
ED: Yeah – she really cauterize!
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