By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
I’m being set up with this girl who really loves the metric system. I can’t wait to metre!
Did Tom get custody? No Suri.
Senior citizen expects discount at a supermarket: “Do you have any Grey Coupon?”
When Bart kicked Homer in the crotch, he felt like a baker. He kneed the D’oh!
Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.
The warehouse smelled like an olfactory.
If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.
The more knowledge I gain, the more ignorance I lose. It’s a bit of knowing situation.