Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
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(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...When seeking to ignite his own farts, why did the Moroccan fellow prefer using a powerful blowtorch, as opposed to a simple matchstick?
Because one was light as a feather, but the other was light-ass-o’-fezzer!
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