Falling asleep while diving can be fatal, aka snore killing.
I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
When are amphibians cutest? When they’re toaddlers. They’re cute right from the gecko.
Wool puns are good for a sheep laugh.
Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.
What’s the favourite comic of the transgendered? X-men.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades.
Animal behaviour? Cat calls are a mew sing.
Somebody punctuated me in the face, and I ended up in a comma.


