How did ancient bar-goers settle their tabs?
alcohol
Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
Put a citrus fruit on top of your drink: It will taste sub lime.
I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
A statistically significant alcohol test is when you pee greater than .05.
My boss is a pig. Whenever he drinks swine he gets squealy drunk and hogs the spotlight. What a boar. I wish he’d improve his deporkment.
Tuscany is a slum! Everyone lives in chianti-towns. And I don’t mean to grape, but in some French regions, all the houses are bordeauxed up. What a bunch of vine-os – the lowest of the Merlot!
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
Have you been to Germany? The food is good in München and the beer is great in Slürpen!