If you’re bald, you shouldn’t borrow somebody else’s wig. That would be tresspassing.
anatomy
A man who thinks he’s well-endowed must be ego-testical.
A broken leg isn’t serious. It tends to be a femur-al.
It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.
People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
When a bosomy St. Nick appeared to me in a dream, I began questioning my Santa titty.
The journalist refused to see a doctor. He didn’t want to reveal ass-sores.
Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
Postal workers tend to be men, especially the ones walking around with male sacks.

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