Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
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(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...As a toddler I was elected President of my daycare. It was majority drools.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...My constipated friends and I decided to get together and have a block potty.
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“
(24 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)Loading...Where can you find a ‘picker’? The Pocanos.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
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