Did your company expand into Germany? That’s nein of your business!
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(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?
It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...PERMIANODICAL
Dear Pun Gents, My company is coming up with a name for our new quarterly newsletter. We are an oil company engaged in upstream oil production, specifically Enhanced Oil Recovery (EOR). Our company name is Occidental Petroleum, often referred to as Oxy, and our business unit is called Permian EOR. The newsletter is only for our business unit. ~David, Houston, TX
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AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Permianodical
- Permian Post
- Oxy A Question
- Permannounce [permanence]
- EOR The Donkey
- E-ORatory
- The Petropost
- Oxy Talks
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