Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?
It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”
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I am looking for several slogans for a new mobile massage company in Ca. Will be tweeting 2-4X per week. View the website at elevateinhome.com
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I love your puns! Hoping you can help me come up with a clever name for a small candle business I want to start. Fingers crossed! ~Victoria, Toronto
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