If you need someone to park your bicycle, look for a man with a handle bar must-stash.
fashion
I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.
Do hillbillies only wear the finest clothing?
Yes, everything’s trailer-made.
Superheroes are known for their outstanding cape abilities.
Did many clothing designers suffer from infantile diarrhea?
Yes – it’s Gucci-Gucci goo!
A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
The fashion scene in Spain is intense! It’s like a Seville wore.
Do basketball players like to iron their pants?
Yes, they’re expert at the full-cord press!
How did Ayn Rand describe her husband when he traded his fedora for a toupee?
“Hatless, rugged.”