How do salespeople approach a dinosaur at H&M?
A: “Try, sir, a top?”
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Yes, everything’s trailer-made.
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Yes – it’s Gucci-Gucci goo!
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(9 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The fashion scene in Spain is intense! It’s like a Seville wore.
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