The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
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Fish porn? Deep Trout.
Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
Anyone who eats fish and chips every day is a creature of halibut.
Japanese goldfish act so koi.
The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.
When I retire I’m gonna grow six more arms. I gotta keep myself octopied.