Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
food
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.