Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.
hygiene
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!
Slovaks have the dirtiest floors.


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