Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
hygiene
I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.
I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!
Slovaks have the dirtiest floors.
I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
The fellow who removed all his body hair was considered a nair do well. In fact he manscaped from prison. When he was recaptured, he received ten wax to the back. What a follicle from grace.
I love watching beards flourish. I’m a neck-grow philiac.