I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I rent rowboats: I’m from new oar liens.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Eating yogurt gives me pornographic hallucinations.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah. I think it’s the acidophallus.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
(8 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Ouch!
ED: What?
NED: You! Why’d you just prick me with that pushpin?
ED: Sorry. It seems you were in my zone of a tack.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.
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