Half bull, half dwarf? Run, it’s the minutaur!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!
(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)Loading...I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do cool people work hard?
Yes—they put in a yo man! effort.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Did Brigitte Bardot credit Shakespeare for her success?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I only feed on eyeballs. I’m a chew see eater.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I wasn’t prepared for life as a teacher. In fact, I was chalked at the appling conditions.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My cat is stupid. I’m taking him to be de-clod.
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