Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
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