When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
Pun of the Day
Who’s the strongest basketball player? A: LeBron.
After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
The skin clinic’s online presence finally returned after a period of reconstruction. The dermatologist congratulated the webmaster, saying “Well this is a site for psoriasis!”
Indian restaurants suffer from much vindalooism.
Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.
Legalized marijuana is doobie us to say the least.
Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.

Mime Camp: Hitler’s book about his struggles in training as a performance artist.
Hear that the Mafia is trying to lose its tough-guy image?
In fact – they’re now calling it Sissily!