I want to adopt a kid. The process is so slow. I wish it could happen foster.
Pun of the Day
Cannibals are easily agitated. They have a lot of friends-eat mannerisms.
Why do assholes never keep their mouth shut?
Because of the butt-talks!
The most famous novel about glaucoma is a tie between Eye, Cloudious, and You Less Sees.
People with bad handwriting are actually more intelligent. They tend to be very no legible.
Gays in the lumberjack industry? It’s ‘don’t axe, don’t fell.’
How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”
Until Pythagoras was able to formulate his famous theorem about 90-degree-angle triangles, he considered himself a failed righter.
A declawed cat has limited paws abilities.
Happy Chinese New Year: It’s the Year of the Snake. Hung Gay Fat Boy!

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